January 10th, 2011
Caption Contest
Come up with a caption for this comic and you could win.
First Prize – 2011 – Mordant Orange Wall Calendar and Mordant Orange Book
Second Prize – 2011 – Mordant Orange Wall Calendar
Third Prize – Mordant Orange – These Pirates Are Making Me Thirsty Book
To enter simply leave your ‘caption’ in the comments below or email it to me - mike at mordantorange dot com. Multiple entries are allowed. Good Luck.
Contest Closes – End of Sunday Jan. 16th
Winner will be announced Monday Jan 17th.
UPDATE – Winners Revealed here.
January 10th, 2011 at 12:24 am
“Dontcha wish that you could be a whole in the floor!”
January 10th, 2011 at 12:26 am
I don’t care if it saves on the water bill, cover it up again.
January 10th, 2011 at 12:38 am
THIS is why manhole covers should be round.
January 10th, 2011 at 12:42 am
Just then, Shannon realized she had finally lost the “women don’t poop” argument.
January 10th, 2011 at 1:15 am
Maybe putting a toilet in the living room wasn’t such a good idea after all.
January 10th, 2011 at 1:17 am
Nina hesitantly agreed to let Dave keep his pet shark, on the condition that he would build a fence around the shark-hole.
January 10th, 2011 at 1:20 am
He knew he should have clarified what she meant by “opening up the house.”
January 10th, 2011 at 1:25 am
Bill and Janice finally realized their mistake when the emergency poop hole started to get full.
January 10th, 2011 at 2:23 am
Blue-ray installation became more complex.
January 10th, 2011 at 2:51 am
Janelle had been quietly complacent concerning Jason’s fantasies about becoming a fireman, but this time he had gone too far.
January 10th, 2011 at 4:33 am
“Honey, I told you we shouldn’t have bought that new rug from the ACME catalog.”
January 10th, 2011 at 4:46 am
Installing the trapdoor really made the kids listen up, especially after the example was made with Sparky.
January 10th, 2011 at 8:07 am
Mike, I thought I said no to your batcave.
January 10th, 2011 at 8:08 am
Good thing we have to move the couch to play our Kinect anyhow.
January 10th, 2011 at 8:46 am
Bill, man-CAVE is just an expression.
January 10th, 2011 at 8:47 am
The ACME sales-rep warned me this might happen.
January 10th, 2011 at 8:47 am
I don’t care is she is your mother – she asked for it.
January 10th, 2011 at 9:14 am
“It still looks to0 small. It needs to be bigger.”
January 10th, 2011 at 9:15 am
“You were right, the floor is 4 inches deep”
January 10th, 2011 at 9:16 am
Bob’s way of “dealing with” the basement flooding was, again, disappointing.
January 10th, 2011 at 9:17 am
“I told you this is not the best solution to the world’s garbage problem!”
January 10th, 2011 at 9:23 am
“I don’t care if you did see a rat with a staff, If you insist on tossing turtles down there I’m calling PETA”
January 10th, 2011 at 9:50 am
Girl: This I’m-the-#1-Guy Burt-fan thing has gone far enough!
January 10th, 2011 at 10:31 am
Even though they were keen to embrace their son’s freedom of expression, Jack and Susan felt things had gone too far when he asked for lotion and the garden hose.
January 10th, 2011 at 11:26 am
Steve suspicion where confirmed…. The carpeting WAS laid directly on the floor joists. – Bubble from man – “Can you believe what home builders will do to cut corners these days!”
January 10th, 2011 at 11:48 am
I don’t care that you’re afraid of the dark. I said if you bothered me one more time during the game, I’d put you in the ground.
January 10th, 2011 at 11:50 am
A new skylight in the basement bedroom made Sue and Bob rethink the remodel.
January 10th, 2011 at 12:01 pm
Although they’d lived here for ten years, this was the first time they’d moved the couch.
January 10th, 2011 at 12:26 pm
emma didnt think craig had quite understood when she said she wanted easy access to the cellar.
January 10th, 2011 at 12:31 pm
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January 10th, 2011 at 12:44 pm
“I spilled something and couldn’t find the cleaner…. I didn’t want it to stain the carpet.”
January 10th, 2011 at 1:53 pm
Janine’s reaction to the “under-house adventure porthole” was not what Dan had hoped.
January 10th, 2011 at 3:31 pm
“I found that button you lost last week.”
January 10th, 2011 at 4:36 pm
You said you checked everywhere for the ring, and you suspect it dropped down the drain in the bathroom sink……..so you did not check everwhere!
January 10th, 2011 at 5:12 pm
My vote is for no caption. I think it’s funnier without trying to put the scene in context.
January 10th, 2011 at 11:58 pm
“It was the third time that billy had fallen inside”
January 11th, 2011 at 12:01 am
“The real state dealer forgot to tell them that the house was built on top of an old street”
January 11th, 2011 at 12:02 am
“The only way to fix the traffic light system was through that hole, and every week someone came down there”
January 11th, 2011 at 12:04 am
“It suddenly became obvious to Macy and Craig to cover the hole with the couch”
January 11th, 2011 at 12:05 am
“That was Rachel’s third cell phone”
January 11th, 2011 at 12:06 am
“That was the fourth time the dog fell in, so that meant Nick had to climb down and get it this time”
January 11th, 2011 at 12:07 am
“It’s your turn to get the cat out, Jake”
January 11th, 2011 at 12:09 am
“I don’t think that it’s obvious to our downstairs neghbors that we can see them do everything”
January 11th, 2011 at 12:12 am
“All they wanted to do was save money on keeping an eye on their child’s room”
January 11th, 2011 at 12:14 am
“Almost immediately they regretted making a shortcut to their basement”
January 11th, 2011 at 12:15 am
“Jim’s attempt at making a well in the middle of their living room hit a little snag”
January 11th, 2011 at 2:37 am
The Eskimos were still trying to adjust to the demise of Kyoto protocol.
January 11th, 2011 at 9:02 am
“This… is… SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!”
January 11th, 2011 at 9:04 am
Henry’s wish of having a bottomless pit in his living room came true.
January 11th, 2011 at 11:23 am
Susan wasn’t thrilled by Jack’s alternative to the baby monitor. Even less so when she found he’d forgotten to move the crib and the baby before cutting the hole.
January 11th, 2011 at 7:02 pm
It was then that Joe realized that his trap supported the “Survival of the fattest” theory.
January 11th, 2011 at 7:09 pm
“That hole in the floor symbolizes the hole in my heart… Call an ambulance…”
January 11th, 2011 at 7:19 pm
The bears were getting craftier…
January 11th, 2011 at 9:23 pm
Please tell me that this isn’t just a shortcut to put your empty cans in the recycling bin…
January 11th, 2011 at 10:07 pm
Paul reveals his plan to install a two-story stripper pole.
January 12th, 2011 at 11:54 pm
The gơod news was that their apartment would never burn down. The bad news was that there’d be firefighters passing through the rơom 24/7
January 13th, 2011 at 7:32 am
Sally knew that without Ben’s glasses he would not make it another step.
January 13th, 2011 at 10:16 am
The Calhouns knew they shouldn’t have put together their Snap-Together house without the instructions.
January 13th, 2011 at 5:57 pm
Despite following the instructions for “Meet the Turtles” exactly from the “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” remastered special features section, after several hours the Jones still awaited the first hint of half-shell.
January 13th, 2011 at 6:12 pm
She was beginning to grasp the implications of the “slight mole problem” description in the apartment listing.
January 15th, 2011 at 7:22 pm
Julia wanted to buy a stairway to heaven, but could only afford the hole to hell after Tony bought his jumbo screen tv.
March 2nd, 2011 at 11:03 am
The televangelist did say that we were on holey ground.
April 3rd, 2011 at 3:59 am
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