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February 14|Not Open
February 8|Memorable Purchase
February 4|Top Priority
February 2|Rodent Resume
February 1|It’s Still Very Accurate
January 31|Couch Call
January 20|Many Problems
January 19|Goodbye Gravitas
January 17|Depth Deception
January 14|Needs Help
January 13|Postache
January 11|Standard Practice
January 10|Caption Contest
January 6|Trivial Matters
January 4|Vicarious Diet
January 3|Think Tank


November 30|Pecking Order
November 29|No Magic
November 17|Environmental Exuse
November 16|Pullcord Prep
November 15|Fools, Tread Lightly
November 12|I’ve Got A Guy
November 11|A Birthday Compromise
November 10|Furious Joy
November 8|Timely Investment
November 3|Unimportant Outcome
October 19|Unironic Season
October 18|Troubled Waters
October 5|A Few Leaves Short
October 4|Irresistible
September 23|Kind Of A Waste
September 20|Slippery Slope
September 8|Foundation Freakout
September 7|Hands of Fate
September 6|Job Security
September 1|Promotion Problems
August 31|Birthday Treat
August 30|One Time, All It Takes
August 24|Grocery Grift
August 23|Meet Your Baker
August 9|Let’s Just Skip Past ‘Why’ For A Second
August 3|Cool Down
July 27|The Land of Moustaches
July 26|Snooze
July 13|For Special Occasions
July 12|Unfortunate
July 8|Your Body Language Is Giving You Away
July 7|Members Save 10%
July 6|Here’s A Suggestion For You…
July 5|You Win Again
June 23|Imagination
June 21|Should Be A Free Square
June 16|Bio-Hazard
June 15|The After-Loaf
June 14|Belt ‘Em
June 10|Hourglass
June 8|Breaking News
June 3|Tag
June 2|Measured Safety
June 1|Deadly Catch
May 31|No Sense
May 26|It’s All About Achievable Goals
May 25|Not In Good Humor
May 24|Ray-Ban’s Catch 22
May 19|Rodent Relief
May 18|Outsourced
May 14|Here Lies The World’s Cheapest Man
May 13|Cry For Help
May 12|Dedicated Detour
May 11|Lunch Loss
May 10|Grass Grief
May 6|Smarter Dog
May 5|Pothole Pike
May 4|Hipster Hair
May 3|Toys of Tomorrow
April 29|Support Group
April 28|Precious Package
April 27|Babble Blunder
April 26|Overlooked
April 22|Hesitant Purchase
April 21|Out of Hand
April 20|It’ll Be “Fine”
April 19|Can’t Hurt
April 15|Slow Process
April 14|Meat Made
April 13|Between The Lines
April 12|Delicate
April 7|Fired Up
April 6|Too Much
March 29|Sick
March 24|Safety First
March 22|A Mystery
March 15|If They Really Need Me
March 9|Increase In Degrees
March 3|Operation Break Even
March 2|Working With Dad
March 1|Favourite Hole
February 24|Ridiculous?…Ridiculously Practical!
February 23|No Need For More Accidents
February 22|No One’s Complaining
February 17|A New Lease On Life
February 16|It Was Supposed To Make Checking In A Breeze
February 15|Always Read The Card
February 11|Taken Care Of Everything
February 10|Moving On
February 9|Adapting To Change
February 8|Super Absorbent
February 5|Your Top Hat And Monocle Must Be In The Shop
February 3|Feeder
February 2|Early Spring
February 1|Last Supper
January 27|Quick Turnaround
January 26|Overboard
January 25|Tuned Out
January 21|Diet Debunked
January 20|Winter Coat
January 19|Sick Humour
January 18|Details To Follow
January 15|Killer Promotion
January 14|Future Fun
January 13|Sometimes A Bro Needs Help
January 11|Wedding Weight
January 10|Flirt Fail
January 7|Cold Snap
January 6|Charicatures Apply Within
January 5|The Craftmatic Approach
January 4|Resolution Cliche


December 29|Where The Deals Are
December 28|Couch Island
December 24|In Writing
December 23|May Vary In Length
December 22|Pending Present Pile
December 21|Proud?
December 17|Modded Convience
December 16|Lights, Camera, ER
December 15|Mom Makes It Better
December 14|Special Room
December 11|Killer Moves
December 10|Mega-Corp Presents An Updated Classic
December 9|Exchange
December 8|Mad Knowledge
December 7|Pelagic Problems
December 3|Laundry Levels
December 2|White Knight Lie
December 1|Frightening Forerunner
November 30|Sadness
November 26|Supper Surprises
November 25|Dinner or a Movie
November 24|For Their Convience
November 23|Smoke And Numbers
November 19|Talk About Kids
November 18|Ready
November 17|Lockdown
November 16|Business Plan
November 12|Homework Help
November 11|More Dangerous Than Alcohol
November 10|A Guilty Face
November 9|Ran Out of Christmas Sweaters Last Week
November 5|Talk Of The Office
November 4|Fed Compliments
November 3|Vow
November 2|Bigger Brother
October 30|Frankenstein 2.0 – iFrank
October 29|My Daughter, The Friendly Ghost
October 28|Authenticity Is The Key
October 27|Full Moon Flee
October 26|I Find White Matter Dry
October 23|Choices
October 22|First Grade Presentation
October 21|Earned It
October 20|Student Living
October 19|Clone Wars
October 15|Good Listener
October 14|Character Development
October 13|Photo Day
October 12|Downward Growling Dog
October 8|Steamed
October 7|Fragile Beauty
October 6|Fashion Accessory or Costume Component
October 5|Love On Layaway
October 1|Casual Day
September 30|Just Say Thank You
September 29|…Wants To Draft You
September 28|Like A New Person
September 24|A Tough Business
September 23|Clean Break
September 22|The Greatest Tragedy
September 21|Back To School
September 18|To The Letter
September 17|A Simple Man
September 16|Lunch Letter
September 15|With Great Odour Comes Great Responsibility
September 14|Freshness
September 11|My Other Car
September 10|Prescribed Solution
September 9|Please Tell Me More
September 8|Stocked Up
September 7|Working Dog
September 3|Favourite Time Of Day
September 2|Results May Vary
September 1|Failed Business Idea – Hot Water Balloon Rides
August 31|Meet A Professional Day
August 28|Duped Dip
August 27|Field Tested
August 26|Relative Weight Loss
August 25|Home Course Advantage
August 24|4 Out of 5 Sweet Tooth’s Agree
August 19|But My Three Month Anniversary Isn’t For Two More Weeks
August 18|Heat Wave
August 17|Name Game
August 14|Still-cation
August 13|New Best Friend
August 12|A Moment of Reflection
August 11|Signature Sign-off
August 10|Helping
August 6|A Little Birdie Told Me
August 5|Framed Hunter
August 4|Ice Breaker
August 3|Tied To His Work
July 30|So Smart
July 29|Safest
July 28|Cookie Monster
July 27|Other Accomplishments
July 24|Killer Sweater
July 23|Parenting By The Numbers
July 22|Conditional Sale
July 21|Sleep Tight
July 20|Super Eco
July 15|Life Lesson
July 14|Tasting
July 13|Life Lesson
July 9|Having A Bad Day
July 8|Buried Alive
July 6|Science
July 1|Plans
June 30|Slow Learners
June 29|Skylight
June 26|Grad Gift
June 25|Holiday Hiccup
June 24|Say It With Flowers
June 23|Insta-Chef
June 22|The Catch
June 17|Science
June 16|Age-old Argument
June 15|No Exceptions
June 12|Picky
June 11|Border Quarters
June 9|Death In A Waffle Cone
June 8|Unsigned
June 4|On Half
June 3|Sugar Daddy
June 2|Record Time
June 1|In The Park
May 28|Shocking Revelation
May 27|Long Gone
May 26|An Eye For Makeup
May 25|Venerated
May 21|Implants
May 20|Warning Signal
May 19|Land Yacht
May 18|Photography Buff
May 15|First The Good News
May 14|Treasure Men
May 13|It’s What I’m Used To
May 12|Company
May 11|Freeman Flop
May 10|Global Positioning Sibling
May 7|Expanding Market
May 6|Foul Rivals
May 5|Vacation Withdrawal
May 4|One Ring Will Rule Them All
May 1|The HMS Loophole
April 30|The Amazing Alzini Returns
April 29|Brush Full of Denial
April 28|Decided Once And For All
April 27|3D All The Time
April 24|The Works
April 23|Not Viral
April 22|Aint No Cowboy
April 21|First Place Loser
April 20|Never Learn
April 17|Good For It
April 16|Complimentary
April 15|Baby On Board
April 14|Technically A Party
April 13|The New Guy
April 10|Lasting Expression
April 9|Fooling No One
April 8|It Comes In Lite
April 7|Feeding Time
April 6|Mystic Roller
April 3|Spoiled
April 2|Undecided In The End
April 1|Adding Insult To Injury Death
March 31|Small Breasted
March 30|Feel Good Cuts
March 27|New Client
March 26|Did I Say When?
March 25|Shower Games
March 24|Class Deception
March 23|Reinvesting
March 19|Spring Awakening
March 18|Commander Randy Reporting For Duty
March 17|Hunger For Knowledge
March 16|Shy Sap
March 13|Expanded Practice
March 12|The Trouble With Hickory Houses
March 11|Spotty Advice
March 10|Off Duty
March 9|Used To Be A Big Seller
March 6|Made With Love
March 5|Flying Lessons
March 4|I Usually Wear Glasses
March 3|The Trouble With Walking The Dog
March 2|Greatest Weakness
February 27|Midlife Crisis
February 26|Fail Whale
February 25|Vicious Circle
February 24|The Right Ratio
February 23|Loose Thread
February 20|Cheese Bind
February 19|Exciting And New
February 18|Boxtropolis
February 17|Cleary See Uranus
February 13|Valentine’s Present
February 12|Wandering Eyes
February 11|2 Guys 1 Conversation
February 10|Keeping That Bird-Like Figure
February 9|Consuming Conversation
February 6|Lemon Fresh
February 5|Killer Specs
February 4|Top Shelf
February 3|Pirate Layoff
February 2|Groundhog Day
January 29|Layers of Pain
January 28|Note To Brain
January 27|Not For Use By Obsessive Compulsives
January 26|Mondays Pandemic
January 23|Crevasse of Carbs
January 22|Polar Molar Care
January 21|Mickey!
January 20|He’ll Probably Just Use It On Porn Anyway
January 19|Acts of a Mad Man
January 15|Half Half Cafe Presto Latte Sawyer with Whip Cream
January 13|Plans of Anger
January 8|The Numbness In Your Arms Tells You It’s Delicious
January 7|Full Workout
January 6|New Doctor
January 5|Ruined Resolution


December 30|Stalked Car
December 29|Buffet of Knowledge
December 25|The Ugly Truth
December 24|Shopping Resolution
December 23|Peppermint Piercing
December 22|Holiday Stress
December 19|Mall Santa 2.0
December 18|Better Seen Than Smelt
December 17|Massage Tools
December 16|The Dangers of Seniors and High Definition
December 15|Technically Lights
December 12|Making Babies
December 11|Deceptive Diet
December 10|A Little Effort
December 9|Great Idea or Greatest Idea
December 8|Jealous Soul
December 4|Up To The Minute Tracking
December 3|Used Wheels
December 2|Laying Low
December 1|Two Thumbs
November 28|Unanswered Question
November 27|Teddy ‘The Kid’
November 26|Completest Diet
November 25|Interglactic Butthead
November 24|Do You Suffer From PHS?
November 21|Hall Of Fame Inductee
November 20|Key To My Heart
November 19|Honey
November 18|Birthday Hat
November 17|Hunting Hats
November 13|Park Rules
November 12|On The Edge
November 11|High End Groceries
November 10|Tough Morning
November 7|Comfort Trumps Dignity
November 6|Doesn’t Do Windows
November 5|Eggs
November 4|Earmuffs
November 3|Someone Important
October 31|Big Effort
October 30|Operation – Candy Is Dandy
October 29|Space Cowboy
October 28|High-Fructose Brains
October 27|The Teenage Years
October 24|Hold The Irony
October 23|What Would Debbie Do
October 22|First Snowfall
October 21|That’s What She Said
October 20|Unspoken Rule
October 17|Shacked Up
October 16|Bubble Fun
October 15|Interesting Is All
October 14|Identification Doll
October 13|Boycott Thanksgiving
October 9|Judo Lesson
October 8|Career Fair
October 7|I Could of Sworn Half of Them Were Dead
October 6|Meet Harvey
October 3|Someday This Might Be All Yours
October 2|Keep Out Of Reach
October 1|Scapebull
September 30|Last Laugh
September 29|Routine Procedure
September 26|Ringside Seats
September 25|Clingy
September 24|Only In The Woods
September 23|You’ll Wish No One Could See It
September 22|Interesting Conversation
September 18|The Pirate Code
September 17|Curious Claim
September 16|Prehistoric Pain
September 15|No Contest
September 12|Even In This Day And Age
September 11|Peaches & Cream
September 9|Make Your Own Fun
September 8|Delicious Investment Opportunity
September 5|Cold Call
September 4|Rope A Dope
September 3|Considerate Cake
September 2|Hokey Pokey
August 27|Interesting System
August 26|Like GPS
August 25|Not Paid To Think
August 21|Global Gobstopper
August 20|Employee Locater
August 19|I Heard They’re Making Another One
August 18|Future Ruling
August 13|No One Reads Anymore
August 11|It’ll Make Your Eyes Water
August 8|Sunset
August 7|Carnival Fun
August 6|Can You Smell That Ocean Breeze?
August 5|Advertising Ahead
July 30|Gotta Get Off The Metro
July 29|Gerald ‘The Golden Calf’ Lazerus
July 28|A Little Green
July 23|Bringing It Back
July 22|Non-Abbreviated Evaluation
July 21|Big Find
July 18|Whipped Up In No Time
July 17|How Do Your Words Taste
July 16|It’s Just Safer When It Comes To Germs
July 15|Coffee Lapse
July 14|Next Year It’s a Hot Tub
July 10|The Ladies Love Stache
July 9|He Doesn’t Just Ask Anyone
July 8|Behind The Shirt
July 7|Blinders On
July 4|Limb Loss
July 3|Bed of Roses or Ring of Fire
July 2|Last Resort
July 1|More like a Buck and Half
June 27|Every Time I Pick You Up
June 26|So Helpful
June 25|How Do You Get Her To Wear That Tiny Mask
June 24|Next Best Man
June 20|Bible Belt
June 19|Immature Death
June 18|Bringing Work Home
June 17|Bath or Beverage
June 16|First You Get The Fluffy Tail, Then You Get The Nuts
June 13|Conversation Killer
June 12|Under Wool Cover
June 11|Not So Handy
June 10|Advice, Hard Served
June 9|Milk’s Body, Not so Good
June 5|Apron of Knowledge
June 4|Safari Shoe
June 3|Metric Cowboy
June 2|Well Connected
May 22|It’s Mrs. Crazy Now
May 21|Family Car Ride
May 20|Cone of Ridicule
May 16|Bequeathed
May 15|Looking For Something
May 14|Everyone’s Got To Start Somewhere
May 13|One For The Books
May 9|School’s Out
May 8|What Luck
May 7|We’ve Gone Green
May 6|Good Advice Even If You’re Not A Grape
May 5|Tough Patient
May 2|The Iron Man
May 1|It’s A Skid Thing
April 30|Same Since ’72
April 29|Bad Idea # 1632
April 28|Dinner Distraction
April 24|Last Customer
April 23|Simple Procedure
April 22|And Your Point Is
April 21|That Personal Touch
April 17|Not That Kind of Doctor
April 16|Toasties Tanning Salon
April 15|Challenging Snack
April 14|Saltine Sea
April 11|Carnie Games Aisle 3
April 10|Man’s Best Conversation Filler
April 9|Virgin No More
April 8|It’s Guaranteed
April 7|27 Inch To 45 Gallon
April 4|Unasked Question
April 3|Grooming Trouble
April 2|Third Times The Charm
April 1|Early Donation
March 27|Rained Out
March 26|No Threshold
March 25|Waited All My Life For The Right One
March 19|Hobby Home
March 18|New Recruit
March 12|Blackmailed Bear
March 11|Grounded
February 27|Little Help
February 21|Haven’t Cooked In A While
February 20|Too Many Nuts
February 19|Favourite Slippers
February 14|Love Isn’t Cheap
February 12|Untapped Market
February 7|Here Comes The Airplane
February 6|Bringing Your Game
February 5|Great Looking Mug
January 24|More of You To Love
January 23|Free Refills
January 22|Funny Phone
January 16|Big Talker
January 15|The Kid Had A Good Grip
January 11|Good For Nothing
January 10|Another Story
January 9|Where No One Remembers Your Name
January 8|Just A Warm Spell
January 3|Clipping For Kids
January 2|Resolute Resolution


December 19|Our Only Hope
December 18|Our Servers Are Busy, Sorry Christmas Cannot Be Found
December 13|Buried Treasure
December 12|Coffee Kerfuffle
December 11|Financial Ruin Is Only A Few Clicks Away
December 6|Milligram, Kilogram, It’s All The Same
December 5|Self Self-Defense
December 4|Perfect Fun
November 30|Ms. Borroughs Take a Memo – Wink Wink
November 29|Too Close For Comfort
November 28|Snow Escalation
November 23|Where’s My Money
November 21|Vacation Weather
November 20|This Could Be Trouble
November 15|Jealous Season
November 14|Challenging Hobby
November 13|Presentation is Everything
November 7|A Novella Guy
November 6|Enchanting
November 1|Terror In The Sky
October 31|The Trouble With Werewolf Boyfriends
October 30|Head Shop
October 25|Condiment Catastrophe
October 24|Time For A Change
October 23|A Likely Story
October 18|A Cover Up
October 17|Light Laughter
October 16|Best Advice
October 11|Justice Before Lunch
October 10|Licked
October 9|Ice Whine
October 4|Two Cream, One Sugar, Hold The Sprinkles
October 3|Leaf Watchers = Sadists
October 2|Corn Crossword
September 20|Lowest Price Guarantee
September 19|Pirate Fanny
September 18|Mo Legs, Mo Problems
September 12|Balloon Escape
September 11|Death and Matches
September 5|Delicate Matter
September 4|Broken Arm Blessing
August 29|Thinking Long Hair…I’m Mean Long Term
August 28|Pre-Approved
August 23|Ocean Breeze
August 22|Revenge Is A Dish Best Served At 4:30
August 21|Knock, Knock
August 20|Eternal Sleeper
August 14|They Called Him The Bubblegum Kid
August 8|Suspended Laughter
August 7|Free Time
August 1|Legacy
July 31|Sucker For A Beautiful Smile
July 25|Rooster Reset
July 19|Just to Appear Normal
July 18|Mind Games
July 17|Sticky
July 12|Conversion
July 11|Accident
July 10|CSI – Liarsville
July 5|Acceptance Speech
July 4|Tattoo
July 3|Caught In The Park
June 28|Retired Pencil
June 27|Structurally Delicious
June 26|Robot Puberty
June 21|Midnight Snack
June 20|How Embarrassing
June 19|He’s Going Coach
June 14|Blown Out of Proportion
June 13|Buffet Zapper
June 12|I Scream *gasp* You Scream *gasp* We All Scream…
June 7|Battle Scar
June 6|Missed Call
June 5|Interview Question
May 31|Goatstache
May 30|Escape
May 29|Money Bags
May 24|Soft Serve
May 23|Know Your Customer Base
May 22|Pegged Pinky
May 17|Business is Good
May 16|Puzzled Giraffe
May 15|Squeegee Kid
May 10|New Addition
May 9|Spin The Turtle
May 8|83 Flavours
May 3|New Hayburton
May 2|Poor Service
May 1|Breakout
April 26|Awkward BBQ
April 25|Locksmith
April 24|Unhappy Meal
April 19|Misplaced or Something More?
April 18|The High Seas of Disappointment
April 17|Old Cheese
April 12|Birthday Wish
April 11|Missing Link
April 10|Lifetime Supply
April 5|The King
April 4|Worst Job
April 3|Mating Tone
March 29|Shiny Snack
March 28|Melting Under Pressure
March 27|Charity Clarity
March 22|Help Wanted
March 21|The Plan
March 20|Behind the Scenes – Local News
March 14|Spring Surprise
March 13|Unsavoury Crime Scene
March 8|Digital Deception
March 7|First Date Disaster
March 6|Drinking Tales of Pretzels
March 2|Picking Up
March 1|Card Torture
February 24|Lost Customer
February 21|Blown Up
February 20|Big Action
February 15|Know Your Limit
February 14|Valentine’s Chaos
February 13|High Pressure Up Sell
February 7|Perfect Little Angel
February 6|True One Stop Shopping
February 1|Bad Sign
January 31|Hard Times
January 30|It’s Hard Meeting Archenemies These Days
January 25|Fantastic Advances
January 24|Maybe Next Year
January 23|TV Made Me Sick
January 18|Desk Eaters
January 17|The Cool Draft of Humilation
January 16|Oh The Tastiness Of It All
January 11|Gym Etiquette
January 10|Hard to Resist
January 9|Extended Shelf Life
January 4|Everyone Has a Tell
January 3|Tainted Food
January 2|Christmas Morning Joy Gradually Turns Christmas Morning Frustration and Tears


December 21|Finally Home Ec Being Put To Use
December 19|Spare
December 14|No One Eats Fruit Cake
December 12|The Good Old Days
December 7|Winter Weight
December 5|Live Spud Show
November 30|Something New
November 28|Comb Over
November 23|Special Guest
November 21|Holiday Special – All Inclusive
November 16|Come Early For The Best Selection
November 14|They Say Everyone Has A Twin
November 9|Growing Up Fast
November 7|Banana Shower
November 2|Boy Trouble
October 31|A Shovel Full of Halloween
October 26|Raisins Are Not Candy
October 24|Spare a Square
October 19|Legumus-Ignoramus
October 17|He Never Even Kissed a Girl
October 12|Dino Manners
October 10|Air Miles
October 5|Don’t Let Fall Get You Down
October 3|Blondes Always Play Hard To Get
September 28|All Sales Are Final
September 26|Maid Complaint
September 21|No One Will Ever Forget This
September 19|It Worked The First Time
September 12|Do-It-Yourself
September 5|Life Is Cruel
August 31|Nobody Does It Better
August 29|Five Second Rule
August 24|Doo-Doo-B-B-Q
August 22|Hat = Gravitas
August 15|What A Quaint Idea…It’ll Never Catch On
August 10|Is A Burger Cooked Without Flare Really Worth Eating
August 9|Try Telling That To The Chicks!
August 8|RPG Review
August 1|Coffee Lover
July 27|Master’s Plan
July 25|Garage Sale
July 20|Pirates Are Hot Right Now
July 18|Free Advice
July 11|Teat!
July 5|Polygonalism
June 29|Damn Hippies Get Away From My Produce
June 26|Get’em While They’re Sacrilegious
June 15|Kamikaze!!
June 13|Hair Realty
June 8|Not Everyone Loves A Hummer
June 6|Another Fact You Probably Wished You Didn’t Now Know
June 1|You Gotta Go Where The Big Game Is
May 30|It Was Her Idea
May 25|No One Bundles Them Better
May 23|Ant Hitman
May 18|Double The Fun
May 16|High Speed Camping
May 11|Worst Gift Ever
May 9|Annoying Golfer
May 4|Nudist Newbie
May 2|Security Level – Q-Tip
April 27|Say Cheeesee!!
April 25|It’s an Untapped Market
April 20|Is it Just Me or is Reality TV not that Real Anymore
April 18|Poor Fred Always The Last To Find Out
April 13|Everyone’s A Winner
April 11|Minimum Wage, You Can’t Beat It
April 6|i FRIDGE- The Future of Food and Music Storage
April 4|Conjoined Comedy
March 30|Marshmellows
March 28|Yard Work
March 23|Spring is Here
March 21|Everythings Trademarked
March 16|Desk Guard 6000
March 14|Even Some Pirates Hate Mondays
March 9|Reservation
March 7|Proportional Pricing
March 2|Tough Trade
February 28|Dog High Jinks
February 23|It’s a Care Bear Countdown 4 – 3 – 2 – 1 – ERROR!! – ERROR!!
February 21|Where Not To Go To Pick Up Chicks
February 16|My Baby Is Going To Be Smarter Than Yours
February 14|Cupid’s Got You In His Sights
February 9|When I Was Young and Firm
February 7|Jack Is Down
February 2|Attention
January 31|01/31/2006
January 26|Childhood Excuse Explained
January 24|Participant – Oh the Shame
January 19|Things You May Not Know
January 17|How It All Began
January 12|A Quarter Mile of Peanut Butter
January 10|Behold….Dino-pants!
January 5|You Got The Thyme?
January 3|Weak Constitution