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October 4, 2005

My Dad The Conspiracy Theorist

People who know me will tell you that I come up with my theories on different things from time to time and in most cases have absolutely nothing to back them up with. For example I'm convinced East Indian Men have weak knees. These theories are mostly things that I've concluded from my own observations, well that's going to change.

My dad does a lot of driving and at all times of day. He's been telling me about his favourite radio program COAST-TO-COAST AM that he gets to catch from time to time when he's driving. Anyone who's listening to this program before knows where this is going.

He just recently bought a new van with a CD player that play's MP3's. He's also now got a subscription to C2CAM and is downloading the shows and burning them to CD. I'm pretty sure everytime I vist, which is at least a handful of times in a week he'll be there with a brand new conspiracy story for me.

This week, there was a guy that designed this carborator that gets 184 miles to the gallon but he was murdered by the automotive industry after he refused to sell them his patent for $50,000. Also you can improve your gas mileage by 30% by adding 2.5 ounces of acetone to every 10 gallons of gas (don't try this unless you've read up on it, it only works with specific types of fuel).

It's a four hour program that's on every night and he drives at least that everyday so I'm pretty sure he's going to be listening to every show from now on.

By the simple process of osmosis I know I will enevitably be passing them on to anyone I see.

Posted by hypnobee at October 4, 2005 12:48 PM


I've actually been complimented on numerous occasions on how strong and rugged my knees are, and I am East Indian.

Posted by: Joe California at October 4, 2005 7:33 PM

That's right, you!

The only exception to my studies, if it wasn't for you I would've had my findings published years ago.

One day, just you wait, those glorious knees of yours will give out and I'll be right there to publish my report.

Posted by: hypnobee at October 4, 2005 8:03 PM