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January 31, 2007

Hard Times



A Comic By Mike Bannon



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January 30, 2007

It's Hard Meeting Archenemies These Days



A Comic By Mike Bannon
It's like speed dating but instead of trying to find your soul mate you're looking for someone you plot to destroy with every waking moment ...so it's the same really.


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January 29, 2007

Blades of Glory

Will Farrell, Jon Heder and figure skating....sold!

Posted by hypnobee at 12:54 PM

Aqua teen Hunger Force Colon Movie for Theaters

The latest trailer for the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Movie out March 23rd.

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Posted by hypnobee at 12:49 PM

January 26, 2007

More Crappy Transformer "Toys"

I might be coming across as a bit of a Transformers geek but I barely qualify as a casual fan. I came across this and thought it was so ridiculous that I had to share it.

A couple weeks ago I posted about the first toys emerging for the new Transformers movie. It was some sort of fiery-comet-motorcycle-thingy or a plastic ball of crap that transformed into a robot. Now we've got Convoy and Megatron Transformers that transform into a half scale Nike running shoe.

That's right kids a plastic shoe that's too small to actually wear. This is ridiculous, a shoe! C'mon who wants to play with a shoe, even poor kids have better toys than this. Ohh the minutes of fun they'll have!

This has me wondering if the movie is going to be a giant commercial moving from one product placement to another. Can't Wait!

I have to admit it does look like a pretty sweet shoe.

[Link via Gizmodo]

Posted by hypnobee at 6:30 AM | Comments (1)

Captain Excelsior

You have to check out Captain Excelsior if you're not already doing so. Chris Jones of Grumps and Zach Weiner of SMBC have joined forces to bring you Captain Excelsior. There's only a handful of comics up so far but if you check out the Cast page it gives a great peak at what you can expect in the future. Updated weekly on Wednesdays.

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Posted by hypnobee at 6:00 AM

January 25, 2007

Fantastic Advances



A Comic By Mike Bannon
You better believe baby carrots are a technological advancement


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January 24, 2007

Maybe Next Year



A Comic By Mike Bannon
Who wants to go to Florida unless you have to.


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January 23, 2007

TV Made Me Sick



A Comic By Mike Bannon
You didn't watch did you? You're probably dying right now but have no idea


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January 22, 2007

The Animation Show 1 & 2 DVD

The Animation Show 3 just started touring last week. It's not going to be heading to my town for a while. It's a good thing that they just released The Animation Show (Vol. 1 & 2 Boxed Set) on DVD so I can kill some time while I wait.

Here's one of my favourites from The Animation Show 2. Fallen Art by Platige Image

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January 19, 2007

Adventure Time

Pen Ward's Adventure Time

After watching this I think it would be pretty hard for someone to ruin my day now. Awesome! Be sure to check out the Adventure Time production blog for all kinds of behind the scenes and making of stuff.

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Extras & Idiocracy

January is usually a dumping ground for terrible movies in the theaters (see Alpha Dog) but it looks like DVD releases are really picking up the slack.

Extras - The Complete First Season

I think Ricky Gervais is hilarious. Anything he's done always has me rolling around on the floor. The only draw back to this is that the entire season is only 6 episodes long. Oh well we'll take what we can get and love it!

Idiocracy

I can't believe the treatment this movie got. Try finding a trailer for this movie. Released in a only a handful of theaters Mike Judge's follow up to the cult classic Office Space is finally out on DVD. His dead-on satire of the dumbing down of the human race is equal parts scary (how true it is) and funny. While not as good as Office Space (probably because it just makes you sad that so many people are so stupid) but it will stick with you. It will definitely grow into a cult classic.

Posted by hypnobee at 9:35 AM

Borat Bunnies

Borat re-enacted by Bunnies in 30 seconds. What are you waiting for?


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Posted by hypnobee at 9:16 AM

January 18, 2007

Desk Eaters



A Comic By Mike Bannon
Just be thankful it isn't microwave popcorn


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January 17, 2007

The Cool Draft of Humilation



A Comic By Mike Bannon
Another unsatisfied recipient of a gift subscription to the Cosby Sweater of the Month Club


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January 16, 2007

Oh The Tastiness Of It All



A Comic By Mike Bannon
Unseen levels of destruction and blood-sugar spikes.


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January 15, 2007

Public Service Announcement - Alpha Dog

As a public service to everyone I would like to ask that everyone please avoid seeing Alpha Dog. Go enjoy 2 hours of your life, do something worthwhile like watching paint dry or sleep.

This movie is an absolute disaster. So poorly written. So poorly acted, way over the top. So poorly directed. I've never wanted to have a remote control where I could hit fast forward as much as in this movie. Specifically the opening credits of old home movie which just seem to go on forever with Somewhere Over the Rainbow playing in the background. This achieves nothing because you don't know any of the characters. It would've worked much better as the closing credits if they were trying to pull at your heart strings.

The other scene which is just absolutely ridiculous is the cut-away scene where Sharon Stone in a fat suit is being interviewed by a documentary film maker, trying her best to win an Oscar. But it comes off more like that scene from The Mask with Jim Carey. It so unbelievably over acted and drawn out that it had me looking anywhere but the screen, it was sheer torture.

And now for the positive. There was 10 seconds of Citizen Cope's Bullet & a Target in the background of one scene. And that's it!

Posted by hypnobee at 9:05 AM

January 12, 2007

Tasty Stamps

The year of the Pig doesn't officially start until February 18th but you can already get your special Year of the Pig commerative stamps that smell and when licked taste like sweet-and-sour pork.

I can hardly wait till next year... Year of the Rat...mmm bubonic plaque.

[Link via Boing Boing]

Posted by hypnobee at 9:46 AM

January 11, 2007

Gym Etiquette



A Comic By Mike Bannon
Everyone has one of those at their gym.


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January 10, 2007

A Plastic Ball of Crap

Here's some more evidence that the new transformers movie is going to be garbage. Look at this toy. Sweet a fiery-comet motor cycle or something. Enjoy kids!


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Posted by hypnobee at 10:54 PM | Comments (1)

Top 57 Webcomics

Stephen Schleicher at Major Spoilers runs down his Top 57 Webcomics. So many comics I haven't checked out yet. I'm going to have to scale back the work at the office so I can get caught up.

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Posted by hypnobee at 10:43 PM

Hard to Resist



A Comic By Mike Bannon



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January 9, 2007

Extended Shelf Life



A Comic By Mike Bannon
What's that smell...ohhh..sorry for your loss.


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Posted by hypnobee at 6:00 AM

January 5, 2007

Because Just Swinging a Controller Around Makes You Look Stupid

How awesome is this!

Check out these sweet snap-on accessories for your Wii Remote. I'd love to show up at someones house with a high end briefcase and pull out these puppies all customized.

$22 seems like a fair price.

[Link via Gizmodo]

Posted by hypnobee at 5:06 PM

F Minus

I can't remember where I picked up the link (I remember now Comics Reporter) to this interview but I'm now all over Tony Carrillo's F-Minus. It's a single panel comic distributed by United Features Syndicate at Comics.com

It had some great absurd humour you usually don't find in a newpaper. It's now become part of my daily reading habit.

[Link via Comics Reporter]

Posted by hypnobee at 8:40 AM

January 4, 2007

Everyone Has a Tell



A Comic By Mike Bannon
You have to give him credit though, have you ever tried playing poker with no thumbs?


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January 3, 2007

Tainted Food



A Comic By Mike Bannon
They're already in a small confined space to begin with


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January 2, 2007

Pearls Before Swine Interview

Here's a great interview with Stephen Pastis creator of Pearls Before Swine.

[Link via Mike Lynch]

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Christmas Morning Joy Gradually Turns Christmas Morning Frustration and Tears



A Comic By Mike Bannon
Some Assembly required...on a cellular level


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Posted by hypnobee at 8:09 PM

Hello 2007

2007 seems a little slow coming out of the gates for me. It's probably this cold that I've had since last year (oh man that just gets funnier every time). I'd like to say bigger and better things are on the horizon this year but I haven't sat down and planned anything out yet.

The first comic of 2007 is up, it's a Christmas leftover. Cut me some slack I've been away from the drawing board for a couple weeks so a little rust has set in.

Anyways 2006 is in the can and it was a pretty good year lets hope things just keep moving in the right direction.

Posted by hypnobee at 8:00 PM

January 1, 2007

Mordant Singles Archives

There's a new Mordant Orange site click on the link below or be auto forwarded to the new archives page in 5 seconds.


Click on the comic name, month or type in a search to find the comic you're looking for.



2007

July 2007

  • Legacy
  • Sucker For A Beautiful Smile
  • Rooster Reset
  • Just to Appear Normal
  • Mind Games
  • Sticky
  • Conversion
  • Accident
  • CSI - Liarsville
  • Acceptance Speech
  • Tattoo
  • Caught In The Park
  • June 2007

  • Retired Pencil
  • Structurally Delicious
  • Robot Puberty
  • Midnight Snack
  • How Embarrassing
  • He's Going Coach
  • Blown Out of Proportion
  • Buffet Zapper
  • I Scream *gasp* You Scream *gasp* We All Scream...
  • Battle Scar
  • Missed Call
  • Interview Question
  • May 2007

  • Goatstache
  • Escape
  • Money Bags
  • Soft Serve
  • Know Your Customer Base
  • Pegged Pinky
  • Business is Good
  • Puzzled Giraffe
  • Squeegee Kid
  • New Addition
  • Spin The Turtle
  • 83 Flavours
  • New Hayburton
  • Poor Service
  • Breakout
  • April 2007

  • Awkward BBQ
  • Locksmith
  • Unhappy Meal
  • Misplaced or Something More?
  • The High Seas of Disappointment
  • Old Cheese
  • Birthday Wish
  • Missing Link
  • Lifetime Supply
  • The King
  • Worst Job
  • Mating Tone
  • March 2007

  • Melting Under Pressure
  • Charity Clarity
  • Help Wanted
  • The Plan
  • Behind the Scenes - Local News
  • Spring Surprise
  • Unsavoury Crime Scene
  • Digital Deception
  • First Date Disaster
  • Drinking Tales of Pretzels
  • First Picking Up
  • Card Torture
  • February 2007

  • Lost Customer
  • Blown Up
  • Big Action
  • Know Your Limit
  • Valentine's Chaos
  • High Pressure Up Sell
  • Perfect Little Angel
  • True One Stop Shopping
  • Bad Sign
  • January 2007

  • Hard Times
  • It's Hard Meeting Archenemies These Days
  • Fantastic Advances
  • Maybe Next Year
  • TV Made Me Sick
  • Desk Eaters
  • The Cool Draft of Humilation
  • Oh The Tastiness Of It All
  • Gym Etiquette
  • Hard to Resist
  • Extended Shelf Life
  • Everyone Has a Tell
  • Tainted Food
  • Christmas Morning Joy Gradually Turns Christmas Morning Frustration and Tears
  • 2006

    December 2006
  • Finally Home Ec Being Put To Use
  • Spare
  • No One Eats Fruit Cake
  • The Good Old Days
  • Winter Weight
  • Live Spud Show
  • November 2006

  • Something New
  • Comb Over
  • Special Guest
  • Holiday Special - All Inclusive
  • Come Early For The Best Selection
  • They Say Everyone Has A Twin
  • Growing Up Fast
  • Banana Shower
  • Boy Trouble
  • October 2006

  • A Shovel Full of Halloween
  • Raisins Are Not Candy
  • Spare a Square
  • Legumus-Ignoramus
  • He Never Even Kissed a Girl
  • Dino Manners
  • Air Miles
  • Don't Let Fall Get You Down
  • Blondes Always Play Hard To Get
  • September 2006

  • All Sales Are Final
  • Maid Complaint
  • No One Will Ever Forget This
  • It Worked The First Time
  • Do-It-Yourself
  • Life Is Cruel
  • August 2006

  • Nobody Does It Better
  • Five Second Rule
  • Doo-Doo-B-B-Q
  • Hat = Gravitas
  • What A Quaint Idea...It'll Never Catch On
  • Is A Burger Cooked Without Flare Really Worth Eating
  • Try Telling That To The Chicks!
  • RPG Review
  • Coffee Lover
  • July 2006

  • Master's Plan
  • Garage Sale
  • Pirates Are Hot Right Now
  • Free Advice
  • Teet!
  • Polygonalism
  • June 2006

  • Damn Hippies Get Away From My Produce
  • Get'em While They're Sacrilegious
  • Kamikaze!!
  • Hair Realty
  • Not Everyone Loves A Hummer
  • Another Fact You Probably Wished You Didn't Now Know
  • You Gotta Go Where The Big Game Is
  • May 2006

  • It Was Her Idea
  • No One Bundles Them Better
  • Ant Hitman
  • Double The Fun
  • High Speed Camping
  • Worst Gift Ever
  • Annoying Golfer
  • Nudist Newbie
  • Security Level - Q-Tip
  • April 2006

  • Say Cheeesee!!
  • It's an Untapped Market
  • Is it Just Me or is Reality TV not that Real Anymore
  • Poor Fred Always The Last To Find Out
  • Everyone's A Winner
  • Minimum Wage, You Can't Beat It
  • i FRIDGE- The Future of Food and Music Storage
  • Conjoined Comedy
  • March 2006

  • Marshmellows
  • Yard Work
  • Spring is Here
  • Everythings Trademarked
  • Desk Guard 6000
  • Even Some Pirates Hate Mondays
  • Reservation
  • Proportional Pricing
  • Tough Trade
  • February 2006

  • Dog High Jinks
  • It's a Care Bear Countdown 4 - 3 - 2 - 1 - ERROR!! - ERROR!!
  • Where Not To Go To Pick Up Chicks
  • My Baby Is Going To Be Smarter Than Yours
  • Cupid's Got You In His Sights
  • When I Was Young and Firm
  • Jack Is Down
  • Attention
  • January 2006

  • Childhood Excuse Explained
  • When Pepper Spray Doesn't Cut It.
  • Participant - Oh the Shame
  • Things You May Not Know
  • How It All Began
  • A Quarter Mile of Peanut Butter
  • Behold....Dino-pants!
  • You Got The Thyme?
  • Weak Constitution


  • 2005

    December 2005
  • Wilderness Shopping
  • Obsessive Fortune
  • All I want for Christmas
  • Wheatgrass
  • Neighbour Overkill
  • Pizza Surprise
  • Scrambled Dreams
  • Quicksand
  • When Dogs Shop Online
  • November 2005

  • Know Your Eels
  • Haircut
  • The Family Cherry
  • Martial Law
  • The Urban Ecosystem
  • Gone for Ice Cream
  • What an Ass
  • Listen to Your Mother
  • Soup Sales
  • October 2005

  • Combo #3
  • Breakfast
  • Potted Meat
  • Soup of the Day
  • Unsupervised
  • Turkey Time
  • September 2005

  • Hotel Convention
  • Slimy Car Salesmen
  • The Early Worm
  • Rising Costs
  • August 2005

  • Happy as a Pig in...
  • Flintstone Powered
  • Squareville Reunion
  • Artificial Turf
  • Deathbed
  • Registration
  • July 2005

  • Snake Dreams
  • Unsuccessful Business Ideas - IKEA
  • Kool-Aid
  • June 2005

  • Mitch Philbotum
  • Penguins and Ice Cream
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