July 23, 2008
Bringing It Back
A Comic By Mike Bannon

[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Frogs, Midlife Crisis, Ponytail, Webcomic ]
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July 22, 2008
Non-Abbreviated Evaluation
A Comic By Mike Bannon

For Dart. Happy Birthday.
[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Evaluation, Odd, Disorder, Webcomic ]
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July 21, 2008
Big Find
A Comic By Mike Bannon

Another Monday...Another late comic.
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Posted by hypnobee at 10:44 PM | Comments (0)
July 18, 2008
Whipped Up In No Time
A Comic By Mike Bannon

Apologies to those who came across the disaster that was yesterday's comic. It was drawn in a sleep deprived stupor in ridiculous heat. It was a total disaster, poor background drawing, bad color scheme and bad coloring. I spent a bit of time fixing it up so that it no longer makes me cringe when I look at it. The original can still be seen here...ugh.
[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Raccoons, Garbage, Feast, Webcomic ]
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July 17, 2008
How Do Your Words Taste
A Comic By Mike Bannon

[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Heckler, Baseball, Fans, Webcomic ]
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July 16, 2008
It's Just Safer When It Comes To Germs
A Comic By Mike Bannon

[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Dogs, Butt, Germs, Webcomic ]
Posted by hypnobee at 6:00 AM | Comments (1)
July 15, 2008
Coffee Lapse
A Comic By Mike Bannon

[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Coffee, OCD, Carpooling, Webcomic ]
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July 14, 2008
Next Year It's a Hot Tub
A Comic By Mike Bannon

[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Turtles, Promotion, Addition, Webcomic ]
Posted by hypnobee at 10:17 PM | Comments (0)
July 10, 2008
The Ladies Love Stache
A Comic By Mike Bannon

Jeffrey Rowland who does Overcompensating (which is great) recently restarted WIGU, which I cannot get enough of. He went from 3 updates a week to 5 for this week. I highly recommend you check it out. Go back to the start to get caught up.
[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Bees, Beards, Moustache, Webcomic ]
Posted by hypnobee at 12:32 PM | Comments (2)
July 9, 2008
He Doesn't Just Ask Anyone
A Comic By Mike Bannon

[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Subway, Captain's Table, Bizarre, Webcomic ]
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July 8, 2008
Behind The Shirt
A Comic By Mike Bannon

Quite possibly the creepiest comic I've ever done. HAHAHA...shudder.
[ Technorati Tags: Comic, T-Shirt, Legend, Man, Webcomic ]
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July 7, 2008
Blinders On
A Comic By Mike Bannon

It must be Monday (or probably Tuesday by the time you've read this) because the comic is late. Well it's up now. I seem to be a glutton for punishment, there's a lot of detail in this one and I'm running on three hours of sleep. Now for Tuesday's comic and then maybe some sleep if there's any time left.
[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Real Estate, Neighbors, Dump, Webcomic ]
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July 4, 2008
Limb Loss
A Comic By Mike Bannon

Man you can't beat a good starfish comic. 1, 2
To all the Americans out there have a good 4th of July weekend!
Update - I just noticed that over at the Hallmark Contest Blog they've posted my Shameless Self-Promotion that they asked me to do. Actually they asked me to write in a 100 words or less why someone should vote for me. But I drew a goofy picture of myself instead which was more fun. Check it out and why note vote for me while you're at it Vote Here
[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Regeneration, Adoption, Starfish, Webcomic ]
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July 3, 2008
Bed of Roses or Ring of Fire
A Comic By Mike Bannon

[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Cake, Anger, Work, Webcomic ]
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July 2, 2008
Last Resort
A Comic By Mike Bannon

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July 1, 2008
More like a Buck and Half
A Comic By Mike Bannon

Happy Canada Day everyone!
I decided to extend my long weekend, a new comic will be posted later tonight.
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June 27, 2008
Every Time I Pick You Up
A Comic By Mike Bannon

[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Winery, Kennel, Gross, Webcomic ]
Posted by hypnobee at 6:00 AM | Comments (0)
June 26, 2008
So Helpful
A Comic By Mike Bannon

[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Baby, Names, Books, Webcomic ]
Posted by hypnobee at 6:00 AM | Comments (5)
June 25, 2008
How Do You Get Her To Wear That Tiny Mask
A Comic By Mike Bannon

[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Cat, Raccoon, Senile, Webcomic ]
Posted by hypnobee at 6:00 AM | Comments (1)
June 24, 2008
Next Best Man
A Comic By Mike Bannon

[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Wedding, Best Man, Next, Webcomic ]
Posted by hypnobee at 6:00 AM | Comments (1)
June 20, 2008
Bible Belt
A Comic By Mike Bannon

[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Bible Belt, Missionary, Naked, Webcomic ]
Posted by hypnobee at 6:00 AM | Comments (1)
June 19, 2008
Immature Death
A Comic By Mike Bannon

[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Balloons, Death, Fart, Webcomic ]
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June 18, 2008
Bringing Work Home
A Comic By Mike Bannon

[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Carpool, Benefits, Death, Webcomic ]
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June 17, 2008
Bath or Beverage
A Comic By Mike Bannon

Yesterday's comic was a little late going up. Make sure you scroll down or click on the link.
Also Today's Diesel Sweeties took an excellent and much deserved swipe at Weezer.
[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Birds, Bath, Bidet, Webcomic ]
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June 16, 2008
First You Get The Fluffy Tail, Then You Get The Nuts
A Comic By Mike Bannon

Slacking Sunday. Enjoy.
Fun Fact - I've never seen Scarface. I'm not sure there's much point after probably hearing the entire movie quoted back by drunken friends on several occasions.
[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Rats, Rodents, Cute, Webcomic ]
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June 13, 2008
Conversation Killer
A Comic By Mike Bannon

[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Office, Socializing, Breakup, Webcomic ]
Posted by hypnobee at 6:00 AM | Comments (2)
June 12, 2008
Under Wool Cover
A Comic By Mike Bannon

[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Sheep, Spy, Agent, Webcomic ]
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June 11, 2008
Not So Handy
A Comic By Mike Bannon

[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Handyman, First Aid, Sign, Webcomic ]
Posted by hypnobee at 6:00 AM | Comments (2)
June 10, 2008
Advice, Hard Served
A Comic By Mike Bannon

[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Ice Cream, Stick, Relax, Webcomic ]
Posted by hypnobee at 6:00 AM | Comments (2)
June 9, 2008
Milk's Body, Not so Good
A Comic By Mike Bannon

[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Milk, Body Fat, Image, Webcomic ]
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June 5, 2008
Apron of Knowledge
A Comic By Mike Bannon

[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Knowledge, Apron, Power, Webcomic ]
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June 4, 2008
Safari Shoe
A Comic By Mike Bannon

[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Shoe, Theme, Insult, Webcomic ]
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June 3, 2008
Metric Cowboy
A Comic By Mike Bannon

[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Cowboy, Conversion, Quarts, Webcomic ]
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June 2, 2008
Well Connected
A Comic By Mike Bannon

I'm back!. The finger is at about 80% I have almost full range of motion. The pain is mostly gone, only the odd tweak here and there (mainly whenever I forget and try putting my hand in my pocket) the shooting pain reminds me.
[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Mother, Threats, Power, Webcomic ]
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May 22, 2008
It's Mrs. Crazy Now
A Comic By Mike Bannon


I mentioned a while back that I was a finalist in Hallmark's Your Funny*ness contest and asked for you to check it out and vote if you had a chance. My card along with the other finalists will be available in all Hallmark Gold Crown stores in the middle of June (approx. 25 days).
Over at their blog they've posted some photos of the printed cards that are ready to be folded.
As part of the finalist rules you had to waive all rights and royalties for you card. Finalists were compensated with a one time cheque along with a chance to win the grand prize. I thought this was pretty awesome, though it would be nice to to get a royalty even if it was a penny a card just so you could see how well it sold.

My jaw hit the floor when I saw the volume of cards produced. Incredible.
Remember, you can vote once a day, everyday from now until August 31st. My Card is called "Fun at the Beach"
[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Impulsive, Crazy, Dating, Webcomic ]
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May 21, 2008
Family Car Ride
A Comic By Mike Bannon

[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Clowns, Car, Kids, Webcomic ]
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May 20, 2008
Cone of Ridicule
A Comic By Mike Bannon

[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Dogs, Ridicule, HD, Webcomic ]
Posted by hypnobee at 6:00 AM | Comments (1)
May 16, 2008
Bequeathed
A Comic By Mike Bannon

[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Bequeath, Will, Screwed, Webcomic ]
Posted by hypnobee at 6:00 AM | Comments (2)
May 15, 2008
Looking For Something
A Comic By Mike Bannon

[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Bald, Lost, Barber, Webcomic ]
Posted by hypnobee at 6:00 AM | Comments (0)
May 14, 2008
Everyone's Got To Start Somewhere
A Comic By Mike Bannon

[ Technorati Tags: Comic, School, Mimes, Shady, Webcomic ]
Posted by hypnobee at 6:00 AM | Comments (0)
May 13, 2008
One For The Books
A Comic By Mike Bannon

Apologies for the late comic. I still haven't gotten the spam / commenting under control. I've tried setting up type key for the commenting system with little success. Anyone who has any suggestions on how to fix this or any plugins that will do the trick please email me at MBANNON - at - MORDANTORANGE - dot - COM
[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Record, Stubborn, Marriage, Webcomic ]
Posted by hypnobee at 10:58 PM | Comments (0)
May 9, 2008
School's Out
A Comic By Mike Bannon

[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Fish, School, Smart, Webcomic ]
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May 8, 2008
What Luck
A Comic By Mike Bannon

I'm getting hammered by spam today (1400 in the last 12 hours) so I've temporarily shutdown the commenting. I will try restoring it tomorrow.
[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Spam, Lonely, Bored, Webcomic ]
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May 7, 2008
We've Gone Green
A Comic By Mike Bannon

[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Green, Cars, Environment, Webcomic ]
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May 6, 2008
Good Advice Even If You're Not A Grape
A Comic By Mike Bannon

[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Grapes, Dating, Old, Webcomic ]
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May 5, 2008
Tough Patient
A Comic By Mike Bannon

[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Psychiatrist, Tough, Patient, Webcomic ]
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May 2, 2008
The Iron Man
A Comic By Mike Bannon

[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Ironman, Disorder, Blood, Webcomic ]
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May 1, 2008
It's A Skid Thing
A Comic By Mike Bannon

It's MAY!! I don't know if anyone noticed but I decided to go from 3 comics a week to 5 as of April 1st. That's 66% more Mordant Orange. I didn't say anything because I wanted to see if I could handle it. 17 of a possible 19 comics (I missed a couple Fridays), not to shabby. I've still got some fine tuning to do to my schedule* but it seems manageable.
*cut off contact with remaining friends and become a complete recluse
[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Deck, Skid, Cheap, Webcomic ]
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April 30, 2008
Same Since '72
A Comic By Mike Bannon

Apologies for the late comic. I was trying to help a friend move yesterday but all I managed to do was drive a great distance and then have the vehicle I borrowed break down in a hard find and even harder-to-get-into-with-a-tow-truck parking garage.
[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Beef, Bargain, Bad, Webcomic ]
Posted by hypnobee at 9:15 PM | Comments (0)
April 29, 2008
Bad Idea # 1632
A Comic By Mike Bannon

[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Pinata, Bad Idea, Driving, Webcomic ]
Posted by hypnobee at 6:00 AM | Comments (0) | TrackBack
April 28, 2008
Dinner Distraction
A Comic By Mike Bannon

[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Restaurant, Date, weird, Webcomic ]
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April 24, 2008
Last Customer
A Comic By Mike Bannon

[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Paperboy, Newspaper, Death, Webcomic ]
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April 23, 2008
Simple Procedure
A Comic By Mike Bannon

[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Balloon, Tubes Tied, Vasectomy, Webcomic ]
Posted by hypnobee at 6:00 AM | Comments (0) | TrackBack
April 22, 2008
And Your Point Is
A Comic By Mike Bannon

[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Pointer, Dog, Apathy, Webcomic ]
Posted by hypnobee at 6:00 AM | Comments (0) | TrackBack
April 21, 2008
That Personal Touch
A Comic By Mike Bannon

[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Personal, Touch, Ice Cream, Webcomic ]
Posted by hypnobee at 6:00 AM | Comments (0) | TrackBack
April 17, 2008
Not That Kind of Doctor
A Comic By Mike Bannon

[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Doctor, Doctorate, Advise, Webcomic ]
Posted by hypnobee at 6:00 AM | Comments (5) | TrackBack
April 16, 2008
Toasties Tanning Salon
A Comic By Mike Bannon

[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Toast, Tanning, Bread, Webcomic ]
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April 15, 2008
Challenging Snack
A Comic By Mike Bannon

Only 23 hours between comics, I'm really closing the gap. I should be back on track in no time.
[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Snacks, Puzzles, Oblivious, Webcomic ]
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April 14, 2008
Saltine Sea
A Comic By Mike Bannon

Better late than never. Enjoy.
[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Pirates, Parrots, Crackers, Webcomic ]
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April 11, 2008
Carnie Games Aisle 3
A Comic By Mike Bannon

[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Produce, Babies, Guessing, Webcomic ]
Posted by hypnobee at 6:00 AM | Comments (1) | TrackBack
April 10, 2008
Man's Best Conversation Filler
A Comic By Mike Bannon

[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Dog, Conversation, Filler, Webcomic ]
Posted by hypnobee at 6:00 AM | Comments (0) | TrackBack
April 9, 2008
Virgin No More
A Comic By Mike Bannon

[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Virgin, Drinks, Relationships, Webcomic ]
Posted by hypnobee at 6:00 AM | Comments (0) | TrackBack
April 8, 2008
It's Guaranteed
A Comic By Mike Bannon

I remember driving through car washes as a kid with my parents and a lot of them had a tennis ball on a rope at the end so you knew when to stop to let the blowers dry off the car. I never wanted anything as bad as I wanted that tennis ball.
Am I alone here? Or were we just poor?
[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Car Wash, False Advertising, Scam, Webcomic ]
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April 7, 2008
27 Inch To 45 Gallon
A Comic By Mike Bannon

[ Technorati Tags: Comic, TV, Train, Horizons, Webcomic ]
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April 4, 2008
Unasked Question
A Comic By Mike Bannon

[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Birds, Migration, Unasked, Webcomic ]
Posted by hypnobee at 6:00 AM
April 3, 2008
Grooming Trouble
A Comic By Mike Bannon

[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Monkey, Marriage, Shampoo, Webcomic ]
Posted by hypnobee at 6:00 AM
April 2, 2008
Third Times The Charm
A Comic By Mike Bannon

[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Dentist, Backwards, Careless, Webcomic ]
Posted by hypnobee at 6:00 AM
April 1, 2008
Early Donation
A Comic By Mike Bannon

[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Science, Donation, Seniors, Webcomic ]
Posted by hypnobee at 6:00 AM
March 27, 2008
Rained Out
A Comic By Mike Bannon

[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Balloons, Hair, Embarrassed, Webcomic ]
Posted by hypnobee at 6:00 AM
March 26, 2008
No Threshold
A Comic By Mike Bannon

[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Honeymoon, Threshold, Phobia, Webcomic ]
Posted by hypnobee at 6:00 AM | Comments (1)
March 25, 2008
Waited All My Life For The Right One
A Comic By Mike Bannon

[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Fruit Flies, Nervous, Late, Webcomic ]
Posted by hypnobee at 6:00 AM | Comments (2)
March 19, 2008
Hobby Home
A Comic By Mike Bannon

[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Birds, Real Estate, Hobby, Webcomic ]
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March 18, 2008
New Recruit
A Comic By Mike Bannon

[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Vikings, Recruiting, Helmet, Webcomic ]
Posted by hypnobee at 6:00 AM
March 12, 2008
Blackmailed Bear
A Comic By Mike Bannon

I recall another bear also having squirrel problems
[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Blackmail, Hibernation, Polaroid, Webcomic ]
Posted by hypnobee at 10:26 PM | Comments (1)
March 11, 2008
Grounded
A Comic By Mike Bannon

You can stop rubbing your eyes, you are seeing things correctly. There is a new comic on the site.
[ Technorati Tags: Comic, Grounded, Adoption, Kids, Webcomic ]
Posted by hypnobee at 9:19 PM
March 7, 2008
Jersey Bandits
A Comic By Mike Bannon

It's been a pretty grueling week, apologies for the lack of comics. It feels like things are starting to come back o